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>>IT WAS LIKE SEARS ALL THE
WAY. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW LOW THE
AIRLINE IS.>>PATRICK.
MAY I TALK WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE?
>>YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOSS AGAIN.
IF ONLY YOU CAN HIDE SOMEWHERE. NOW YOU CAN.
INSIDE YOUR SHIRT. ♪♪♪
THE TURTLE SHIRT. TURTLE SHIRTS ARE MADE BY SUITS,
THE SAME MATERIALS FROM WHICH A TURTLE’S SHELL IS MADE.
THEY OFFER AN AMAZING PLACE TO WAIT OUT UNWANTED AND
EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS.>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>HERE YOU GO.>>YOU HAVE MET MY WIFE?
>>I HAVEN’T. CAN I JUST SAY YOUR HAIR IS SO
PRETTY THAT IT KIND OF LOOKS FAKE.
>>SASHA WORKS WITH ORANGUTANS AND ONE OF THEM TOOK HER SCALP
OFF.>>THE TOP OF HER HEAD IS
COMPLETELY FAKE. ♪♪♪
>>IT’S LIKE HAVING A PERSONAL PANIC ROOM ON YOUR BACK.
>>WHO ARE WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY NEW BABY.
>>I’D LOVE TO. THIS IS A PENIS.
THIS PICTURE IS A PENIS.>>OH, MY GOD.
THAT’S NOT MY BABY.>>WAS THAT YOUR PENIS?
>>YEAH, RIGHT. I DOUBT IT.
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
>>AVAILABLE ONLY AT LORD AND TAYLOR.

James Carver

100 Replies to “Turtle Shirt – SNL”

  1. I think it was Genetically modified from a Turtle oh wait, that's a shirt. I HATE 69. I think it was Salvadorian,  I felt bad reminiscent of plum Island & ticks which couldn't hurt me, but dealt with. So I said you could eat me, fyi that is not sexual that meant what came about in the morphs people agree too. mizenvaxt.

  2. But the last part of sharedmyjunk pic and he goes wanna see my kid? Well I got sharedmyjunk channel from MadTV they are pretty funny too FYI.

  3. I just looked at this again within 6 months. I still laughed with water in my eyes! SNL always produces some funny commercials of their own. And spoof some others with total funniest to them!

  4. This would be funny if Jimmy Fallon wasn't in it it also be funny if Jimmy Fallon never got famous so I wouldn't have to see his fake bullshit laugh

  5. I'm so old I actually remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
    That sketch was pretty good though. If a 4th grader wrote it.

  6. laugh you brain dead monkeys laugh! hahahahha turtle shirt hahahahahahahahahaha omg that is so freaking funny hahahahahahah

  7. I remember watching this when it was live and I had never heard of SNL before. I thought it was a real commercial and I was so confused, but I couldn't stop watching.

  8. Jimmy Fallon reminds me in this part of Bryan Cranston from Malcolm in the middle. But in this one he reminds me of him in *How I met your mother*, where Ted was the Boss and he made fun of him the whole time.

    Do you guys remember the scene¿

  9. Closet racists and racists (aka bad humans) relocating to Mars, the scene is dead, yer next. By the way, agree with reply on read the motto on the U.S.quarter and parts of U.S. occupied by other groups of humans. What has the selfish and evil human done for Native American Indians and African American slaves. Alright you tax free, give land, and casinos for one, but nothing for the other. Great way to make your own color look bad. If karma and curses exist, then the selfish and evil humans are cursed on U.S. soil for what was done. The repercussions and consequences will continue for a long time. This scenario reminds me of stories in biblical times. It might be in Kings, something about if one has a ruler or master, their land, home, family, and privelages will be taken away. You will live a difficult and bad life. Keith Moon and John Wick were here.

  10. Comedy is subjective. And so my opinion that anyone who genuinely finds this funny is of zero use to societal progress. Dead serious.

  11. you must introduce a turtle bottom wear for men , who feel embarrased at the sudden rise of their third leg.

  12. Don't buy it. This is just a scam. You also have to be a Turtle for this to work. Only works for Mitch McConnell.

  13. If this appeared in a SNL skit on a Saturday; it should have hit store shelves no later than Tuesday the following week. Just (saying) posting.

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