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I DON’T KNOW IF THERE’S A NOBEL PRIZE FOR FASHION. BUT IF THERE IS, WE MAY HAVE A CONTENDER LOCALLY. THIS IS A NEW DESIGNER. NEW DESIGNER JEAN HERE IN LOS ANGELES THAT COULD SOON SWEEP THIS NATION. THESE ARE CALLED EXTREME CUTOUT JEANS. BECAUSE ALMOST ALL THE DENIM HAS BEEN CUT OUT OF THE JEANS. THEY’RE LIKE THE SKELETONS OF JEANS. AND LOOK AT THIS, THEY’RE ESSENTIALLY THE DENIM VERSION OF KYLIE JENNER’S INSTAGRAM PAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY’RE FOR SALE FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $168. WHICH SEEMS REASONABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] OR FOR $125, THEY’LL SELL YOU NO JEANS AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW, WHILE THESE MIGHT LOOK CRAZY FROM THE FRONT AND SIDE, FROM THE BACK, THEY’RE A LOT MORE TRADITIONAL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND BY THE WAY, YOU CAN’T EVEN GET THESE, THEY’RE SOLD OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN KEEP YOUR PHONE IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] NOW I DON’T KNOW WHO’S BUYING THESE. BUT THE JEANS ARE STUPID. AND THE PEOPLE WEARING THEM ARE PROBABLY STUPID TOO. BUT THE PEOPLE WHO DESIGNED THEM, I’M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL TO WHOEVER THAT IS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY. THESE TERRIBLE JEANS ARE IMPORTANT, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE’RE LIVING IN A PREVIOUSLY UNIMAGINABLY CRAZY TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY, THANKS TO THESE RIDICULOUS PANTS, I JUST WENT A FULL TWO MINUTES WITHOUT MENTIONING THE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT’S RIGHT. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FOR 120 BLISSFUL SECONDS, I DIDN’T SAY THE WORDS “DONALD” OR “TRUMP.” TODAY MY WRITERS GOT TO WRITE JOKES ABOUT SOMETHING SILL RESERVY AND HARMLESS, AND YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, GOT TO RELAX, LAUGH, AND FOR A FEW PRECIOUS, FLEETING MOMENTS NOT THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE’RE ALL ON A CRUISE BEING STEERED BY A CRAZED ORANGE MANIAC INTO A PLACE CALLED HELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO ARE THESE PANTS DUMB? YEAH. THEY’RE DUMB. THEY MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST PANTS EVER MADE. BUT ARE THEY ALSO DOING A SERVICE FOR THIS COUNTRY? YOU BET YOUR COMPLETELY VISIBLE ASS THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO I SAY, ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US, THANKS, EXTREME CUTOUT JEANS, FOR ALLOWING US A RARE MOMENT OF — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FOR THIS WE SALUTE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

James Carver

59 Replies to “Thank You Dumb Jeans”

  1. Jimmy…you me n guillermo would look amazing in those jeans! We could do a vogue spread with madonna!

  2. Stupidity starts from America………..
    What kind of jeans is this , if girl friend buy this jeans I will broke up with her…🤐😎

  3. I did not vote for trump in 2016, but it’s because of people like you that I will vote for him in 2020. It’s sad that u can’t watch anything nowadays without the lefts political views being indoctrinated onto you. You need to get over yourself and stick to comedy and not be a puppet. #trump2020

  4. I had Subscribe your channel long time ago ! happy to see you can eat your cookie now before the cookie gets so old . HA HA…..ENJOY !

  5. I never understood why people would buy ripped jeans, that look like u just had a bike accident, but this one takes the cake. congrats
    but i wouldnt blame america, for some reason it could be some weirdo from our side of the ocean that moved to LA xD slightly lookin over the france ;P

  6. Maybe with leggings. Still they are dumb and a great example of why rich people should pay higher taxes. With every stupid ripoff scheme their taxes should increase. If you can spend nearly $200 on no fabric jeans that you CAN MAKE AT HOME that means your taxes are not high enough.

  7. Freddy Kruger. Snakes on a plane. Eating tarantulas. Nothing has ever given me more nightmares than seeing Guillermo in those "jeans".

  8. Wow that's crazy. He didn't mention Trump and it was actually funny. He should do that more often.

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