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>>>DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS
OF DOUGHNUTS. REAL CUSTOMERS ARE TELLING YOU
WHY THEIR HOLIDAYS RUN ON DUNKIN.
>>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A DUNKIN PEPPER MINT.
>>I CAN PAY ON MY SMART PHONE SO THE COFFEE IS WAITING WHEN I
COME IN.>>I [ BLEEP ] LOVE DUNKIN.
>>WHERE ELSE CAN I GET BREAKFAST AND THE PERFECT
STOCKING STUFFER.>>I’M THE MAYOR OF DUNKIN.
THIS IS THE FACE OF DUNKIN DONUTS HERE.
>>YOU CAN’T SMOKE IN HERE.>>I’M NOT, MARK.
IT’S OUTSIDE.>>IT’S COMING IN THROUGH THE
CRACK.>>I COME TO DUNKIN EVERY DAY.
GRAB A DONUT, TAKE A BIG DUMP. THAT’S THE ROUTINE.
>>WITH DUNKIN REWARDS APP THERE IS MORE REASON TO CELEBRATE THE
SEASON.>>YO, FREE COFFEE!
I GOT THE BIG ONE. I GOT A FREE COFFEE RIGHT THERE
ON THE APP. SHOW AND TELL OR SOMETHING?
DUNKIN NUTS. SHOW THAT.
>>TIS THE SEASON FOR HOLIDAY DRINKS LIKE —
>>NEVER MIND THAT. INTERVIEW MY BUDDY DEWEY.
TELL THEM YOUR FAVORITE DONUT.>>I DON’T WANT TO BE IN IT.
>>TELL THEM HOW YOU LIKE THE VANILLA NUT TAPS.
>>WHAT?>>THE VANILLA NUT TAPS.
>>CUT YOUR NAILS, FOR GOD’S SAKE.
>>I COULDN’T BREATHE, DONNY.>>OH, YEAH?
GO OUTSIDE.>>BEST PART OF MY DAY IS WHEN
I’M AT DUNKIN. DO YOU THINK THAT’S SAD?
>>YES, VERY.>>REAL CUSTOMERS KNOW THE
HOLIDAYS RUN ON DUNKIN.>>GO BACK TO STARBUCKS.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

James Carver

100 Replies to “Dunkin Donuts – SNL”

  1. I couldn’t decipher the punch lines. Otherwise it would have been really funny. 😞 What is a pahlament?

  2. I bet Casey and Ben Affleck beat the shit out of each other growing up. They are both way to good st playing thugs.

  3. This could be re-titled, “Welcome to New England” 😂 I live in MA and we have 4 Dunkies in my town alone. Leave the poor guy alone Maahhk! Perfection is what this is, true New England perfection!

  4. My friend accused us MA people of being rude and unfriendly. He described a woman yelling at a stranger's kids in the park. My response? "So? That happens all the time. I've considered doing that."

  5. Sad thing is, none of us really have to be in Boston to feel this ad

    Some of us are in San Diego with the same kind of people, only with different accents

  6. skeezy rich douchebag mocks poor people. Cool bro. Go fuck yourself you are a little shit-weasel casey affleck

  7. I love it how he just doesn't give a shit. People like this are called assholes but I think they are liberated.

  8. Funny. Just change the title to Tim Horton's, and the sketch works in Canada as well. Such a fucking dive now…thanks RBI, for ruining a perfectly good coffee shop.

  9. Oh yeah my point., Who Cares What The Cup says except SPIT.i bet Donny loves little cups…her hee# get a life andRETIRE# a friend.

  10. love the Black Panthers at The Detroit Zoo# trumph,/pencil 2019#yay.oh the HUGE Elephants say …..what was it..I DNT know

  11. Live in MA. There are no major fast-food chains in my hometown, but there are 5 Dunkin Donuts within a 1.5 mile radius of my house

  12. The more Dunkin Donuts, the more heroin ODs in Dunkin bathrooms.
    Hospital ERs beg towns not to build any more Dunkin Donuts.

  13. I get this impression that Boston is shitty and overrun with Donut Lords. They don't have a drug problem as much as a Donut problem.

  14. I'm from MA (OK, I moved from there to PA in 1984), and the accent is dead-on. But I'd love to see a Friendly's sketch. Fribble, anyone? 😂

  15. I'm not American and I don't understand this sketch. All I know from reading the comments is that it has something to do with Boston, and Massachusetts, and donuts…

  16. There was a time when Dunkin Doughnuts were cooked at every location fresh daily.

    Then the foreigners started buying them up like the Subways and the quality tanked.

    Now if you go in and ask if they cook them at that location 99% of the time they will tell you they are cooked fresh and shipped in Delhi which is another way of saying they're not fresh.

    And if you don't believe me that Dunkin Donuts got famous on always having fresh donuts at every location then just look at the commercials in the 80s where the guy constantly is saying time to make the donuts that was their whole pitch.

    Say what you will but when people from India take over businesses they always go downhill in quality.
    It's because they're always trying to shave an extra quarter and squeeze more profit at the expense of quality.

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