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>>BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, GORGEOUS
AT ANY SIZE.>>YOU’RE A WOMAN AND YOU
DESERVE CLOTHES THAT FIT AND FLATTER.
YOU ARE CONFIDENT.>>SO CONFIDENT.
>>PROVE THEM WRONG. YOU ROCK.
>>I ROCK IT.>>YOU RULE THE WORLD.
>>HELL, YES, I DO.>>THAT’S WHY YOU SHOP AT CHONK.
WE KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT. YOU WANT TO BE GLAMOUROUS.
WE KNOW NOT EVERY WOMAN IS A RUNWAY MODEL.
THAT’S WHY CHONK OFFERS SIZES TWO TO 28 YOU’RE A QUEEN.
YOU’RE A GODDESS. YOU’RE CHONK.
>>HEAD TO TOE CHONK.>>NO MATTER WHAT SIZE YOU ARE,
YOU’LL STILL FEEL CHONK.>>NO.
>>WE’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT ACCEPTS YOUR UNIQUE BODY.
>>UNIQUE?>>AND TRY OUR TWEEN GIRLS
DEPARTMENT.>>NO, I DON’T WANT THIS FOR MY
DAUGHTER. NO.
>>CHONK, CHONK, CHONK.>>AND FOR THE GUY IN YOUR LIFE,
VISIT OUR MEN’S STORE, NORMAL CLOTHES.
>>WELL THIS SHIRT FITS ME.>>ME TOO.
I GOT EVERYTHING I NEEDED.>>YEAH, NO PROBLEMS HERE.
>>SWEET.>>EVERY WOMAN IS A CHONK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪

James Carver

100 Replies to “Chonk – SNL”

  1. Damn I love this! I was trying to get the word "chanky" into normal parlance but then some people on the internet told me about this song that goes "I like them thick, I like them chonky" and then I saw this and I'm like "well dang it's already been done"

  2. I love how satire is always done on the men, how they wear literally whatever they can find. 😂

  3. 1:09 Yeah, but notice how butt ugly & boring the men’s clothing are & how they look exactly like what every other guy is wearing? Exxxactly… If you’re an adult male who actually wants to look not just stylish but unique (while still tasteful) you either better be making big bucks or take out those credit cards & swipe them till they burst into flames. Men’s clothing that’s decent & trendy but doesn’t look like just another sad variation of stripes or plaid is expensive & harder to find & obtain. Clothing companies target female shoppers because that’s their biggest spender. Maybe one day men’s fashion will evolve? Eh, maybe, who knows. 🙏🏻 #CHONK 😅

  4. I feel extra stupid tonight that I don't understand this… especially with everyone cracking up & losing it in the comments. Can someone fill my dumbass in on wtf CHONK is???

  5. Do not watch this in a public place surrounded by people. You will look like a laughing mess every time she says Chonk !!!

  6. Why do women need to be so patronised in ads? Just buy your clothes and fuck off. Why do you need to be told you're confident? It proves you're not.
    I'm referring to the type of ads this skit parodies btw, in case you're stupid enough to misunderstand.

  7. I swear, women's clothing commercials ( and Special K commercials) have to butter you up and praise you for 10 minutes before they tell you that you need to buy more shit you don't need.

  8. I'm assuming this is a critique of clothing stores that advertise for "regular but not regular to us" women. These brands want to be seen as inclusive of all "women body types" and make every attempt to categorize a woman as a type.

  9. At first I wasn’t looking at my phone , so I heard this and I thought it was an ad playing and then I looked at my phone to skip the ad and I was like oh it’s snl

  10. When a woman is unclean, she is to be made to go outside of the camp. For, she will make others unclean with her filth. When the woman is clean again, she may return.

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